Friday, August 23, 2019

Top 70 Lastet Funny SMS In English

"There are things that are easy to say but hard to do...such as dieting, saving and most of all moving on."


"If you were a car, you would be my only choice of cars. I love you forever."


"They say that I should forget my ex. I ask them why I should forget a good example of my mistake."


"If only there were course about stupidity.I'm pretty sure there will be floods of top students on those exams."


"If you learn how to avoid the people who will not make you a priority, then congrats your brain is finally working."


"My love for you is like my mother's lectures...endless."


"If loving you was a crime, I would go to jail a million times."


"Know what I like most when I dream? When I get the chance to be with someone who is impossible to be with in reality."


"A crush gives you inspiration,But also it gives you depression,especially if your crush is not giving you any attention."


"I only have two vices, boozing and gambling. Boozing in your love and gambling everything For you."


"I consider my ex as a treasure... that I would really like to bury in the ground."


"Love is like an illness, it will hit you when you don't expect."


"What's the use of your heart if I'm not inside it?"


"Don't rely on the simple sweetness they give you. You don't know if a love story to you is just a toy story to them."


"What hurts most in a relationship is when you are faithful, While they are like a restaurant, "Open to everyone and willing to serve"."


"The tragedy of my life? I wasn't able to say the right thing to the right person at the right time."


"Being in love is like playing games, it's addictive and hard to quit."


"A time will come that you will remember the times you've been stupid to someone and you will just laugh."


"Loving someone is not a crime. When they ask if you love them admit it."


"My Love life is like iPhone, Because I don't have one."


"You are the person I can't forget But you are also the person I don't want to remember."


"Loving you is like the hardest riddle. It is so hard to think if what the right answer is."


"Algebra is my favorite subject...because you can replace my X without asking me Y?"


"There are things that are easy to say but hard to do...such as dieting, saving and most of all moving on."


"I hate the feeling that even when I'm angry, it goes away with just your smile."


"You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You fight, I fight. You jump off a bridge, I yell, "Did you put me in your will?""


"If loving you were a crime, I would be the most wanted criminal."


"If you read love quotes, either it'll hit you or you will remember someone."


"I miss being in love and having someone taking care of me. When I remember the pain, though, I feel like I'd rather miss love than to feel the pain again."


"This is true... Life is incomplete without you. I am so unlucky. I can't be complete...because I know, I can never have you."


"Guilty: That is what you call the person who you ask once but they have a lot of explanations."


"A girlfriend is like a government, they have many prohibitions.A boyfriend is like a politician, they have many promises."


"Love is like fat, no matter how hard you hide it, it will still appear."


"Be grateful that my heart is stupid. Even though you broke it, it still loves you."


"If you are just planning to play with my feelings don't start.Because, in this game, you are just the player I am the coach."


"Every time I remember falling in love with you, I can't help but laugh."


"Sometimes you don't even understand yourself."


"The forever you promise me is like the lowering electricity bill, I can't even feel it."


"I wanted to send my love to you but the mail carrier said it was too big."


"You don't have to travel around the world to find your true love. I am right here."


"The easiest way to move on is to remove the letter L from the word lover and accept that it's OVER."


"Of all the emotions that people can show, jealousy is the hardest to hide."

"There's nothing wrong with admitting you're in love with him,What's wrong is that you keep on denying it even though it's obvious."


"I hate you and then I love you I want to throw you off a cliff and then rush to the bottom to catch you."


"Sometimes you don't expect the person who you ignore to be the one you love."


"If you see your ex approaching you, don't get tense. He is just a big past tense."


"In love, some girls think that all men are the same. The test to their man is to prove them wrong .."


"There are some feelings that you can say only in the post."


"You don't need a sexy woman and a muscular man in a relationship. You are making a love story and not porn."


"Life is so stupid. An ordinary person makes you smile and a very special person makes you cry. Still, we care for the special one."


"Perfect love is like unicorn, nonexistent."


"Boys should be an inspiration not a problem."


"Love begins with they are different from all the people I've met.And ends with they are all the same."


"Girls are like a high grade. You have to work hard to earn it."


"True love is like boomerang, it always comes towards you and doesn't care about others."


"I just hope being happy is as easy as typing HAHAHA.."


"Gossips are like historians. They talk about things they didn't witness."


"Love is like fart. Whatever you do it's hard to hide it. When released, everyone will know it, even if you don't confess."


"A true man will love you whatever happens, and will not leave you if nothing happens."


"That feeling that you are moving on but you two didn't have a relationship."


"You promised you would never leave me, you even said you'd die if you did. Now that we're done, I think its time for you to fulfill your promise."


"If you see your reason to give up don't look."


"I became stupid once, that's when I met you."


"Love is not just a word to say. It is an action verb."


"Being in a relationship is like taking an exam. No Cheating!!"

"If you are waiting for the one who will truly love you, be calm, I just woke up."


"A relationship that begins with sweet talk may end in trash talk."